Dear Cheryl Cole

Denise and I are real big fans of yours. We loved your acoustic set on the Alan Carr show. Very macrobiotic - I would have given anything to be that acoustic guitarist!

Here is a song I wrote about you. Denise is on it as well and we hope you like it - its called :-

Not long after we’d done recording yesterday, I got this great idea for a video. A guy is driving down the road, he goes past a placard with you in gorgeous lingerie and you step out of the hording and sing the lines from the song

Those lines recurr three times - so you could wear three sets of lingerie. I don’t know if you have been thinking of launching a brand of lingerie under your own name, like Kylie and Elle MacPherson. But if you do, please bear the song in mind.

There! I don’t usually write to ladies about their lingerie, but I thought it seemed like a cool set of ideas. Certainly the video would do well!

Best wishes and happy new year!

Alan and Denise