People say, theres been rats and mice

If you caught them

That would be quite nice

I said, Me......’ow?

They said Het ho! You’re Larry the Cat

You’ll catch all the mice and rats

(to think) a cat like me! Its very queer

With a political career

Bless my whisker! Bless my tail!

I’ll catch your mice without fail

Bless my tail and bless my whiskers

I’m a handsome cat!  You’ve seen my pictures!

Words and music ©  Alan Whittle 01/04/2011 17:04