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I'd Like to Carry On with BARBARA WINDSOR

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A Song of Lust and Longing and Hero Worship

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I’d like to Carry On with Barbara Windsor
 
I’d like to carry on with Barbara Windsor
Cos Barbara is my favourite blond
I’ve always been quite keen....... know what I mean!
Oh Barbara –  you just say the word, and we could get it on
 Carry On Barbara!  You check  out  your diary
And I’ll pop round when you’ve got nothing on
!

 
I’d like to carry on with Barbara Windsor
I’ve admired her many talents from afar
Her commitment to a rôle
, one admires - but on the whole,
The thing is, she looks brilliant – in knickers and a bra!
Oh I’d like to carry on with Barbara Windsor
Cos Barbara has got so much ....ooh lala!
 

Now Barbara, she’s a disting-uished thespian
Gigged with Vanessa Redrave. that’s a  fact
But if Barbara said to me,    Al ! That’s a large one
I  can promise Barbara,  you wouldn’t have to act.....
 

I’d like to carry on with Barbara Windsor
Cos Barbara is my favourite blond
I’ve always been quite keen....... know what I mean!
Oh Barbara –  you just say the word, and we could get it on
 
Carry On Barbara!  You check  out  your diary
And I’ll pop round when you’ve got nothing on
!
My God! You’re sexy!
 
Yes!  I’ll pop round when you’ve got nothing on
!
That would ECSTASY!
Barbara – c’mon!  let’s Carry ON!

©words and music Alan Whittle            13/08/2011 02:55:27

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